visa`s 101 for the black sheep`s citizen`s v 1.0

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The black sheep education:

visa`s 101 for the black sheep`s citizen`s

Introduction

Hi my name is moody and I am a black sheep. Yes I am, 1^st I am a citizen of the ARAB dictatorship (republic) of EGYPT and when you read this you have to know that it’s not one problem it’s several.

1^st its ARAB do I need to tell more about this if so then you a UFO or something. 2^nd EGYPT and that defines two things, one am a poor Arab which is worse than wealthy Arabs and oil profiteering yeah the one you all westerns call them dipper head. Two which is privet case here its Egypt itself under the ruling of the ACE MUHAMMED HOSNY MUBARAK since 1981 until now 2009 that’s means I been born and lived and maybe dyeing and he still the president. What is the problem with that? I tell you firstly the ministry of foreign relations or as Americans call it department of state is nothing but name just as like other ministry`s in the MUBARAK administration and that was the deal (winks winks) you keep the Egyptians shut up and we give you benefits like 2.1 billion USAID or we will shut up about whatever you do just keep those sheep’s shut up and the sheep’s do shut up and who don’t he will the hard way. Days pass and we say yeah we will be okay but we don’t and that’s result to two things one you fly away (my case) or you stay here as a black sheep accept whatever you can have here.

Migratory birds

This is the case number 1 which is the main point why I am writing this. Migratory birds as the press calling us people who what to get the hell outa here, and like everything here in Egypt immigration is classified to levels

1- Rich Arab countries:

This people who accepts the fact that they will be a black sheep`s forever. So they go to the rich Arab man or what we call it gulf countries or oil countries. And they start the slavery every Arab (poor one) have to get someone to be his sponsor (the kaffel slavery of the 22th century) this kaffel take your passport all your papers most of your money and if he want maybe your wife in the name of the law and in the name that no one going to care what happens to you or even to all Egyptians that`s in this country or even the universe. So why they go there if it`s bad maybe as bad as Egypt. Simple they will say [okay sheep`s but at least get paid for it].

Case study:

An Egyptian architect salary 2 years experience about 1500$ monthly American or European 6000$

2-The western lands (Western Europe + North America)….the promise land ~wink`s

Oh yeah this people is the best. I was (still) one of them lol. These birds are under the dreams or even Mirage of the freedom , equality , love , wealth and all pink world issue`s and this one also level`s the gentlemen and the assholes . the gentlemen who believe that what written on the website of the European and American embassy`s and the assholes is the one who tried what on the embassy`s websites and failed so they decided to go there on a boat or hunt a citizen women from there to marry her (yeah another shape of the new slavery age, sell yourself or die) and you will find yourself also alone so you can go to jail and no one cares about you, Or be stabbed by a neo-Nazi who want to use his freedom of stab ops I mean freedom of speech on you

Case study:

Since I was one of the dreamy people, these cases study about me. Hi again am Mohammed or as friends call me moody. Am architecture engineer /intern architect am type A gentlemen. All I want is to make a good future to me and keep my dignity so I refused to go to rich Arab men and tried to go to the democracy and opportunity lands. So I diced to try but the legal way not on a boat or by hunting women because I respect the law`s and am a gentlemen I never use a women. I was and still a chat geek so I have a plenty of friends all over the world more than here in Egypt. I was always seeing them easily apply for internship somewhere, got accepted then pack, fly and work... That’s it so easy. No it’s not for two years am applying for internship `s then half paid internships then NON-paid internships and all I get is nothing!! And after 2 years finally I got a 6 months non-paid internship in Germany. YEEEEYY FINALY WOHOOOO

And here was the start. Load of papers and appointment after 3 weeks from your call to take one and the promising day came’s WOHOO!!

Me: Hi I want to apply for 6 months (more than 90 days) visa

Security officer: take this form and Fill it and take a number

I did that and other things that toke 6 hours of fill applications take stamps and get checked and finally paid the fee and woop am almost there :):)

Days pass (25 days) … that’s it I will call them ..

Me: hi I want to check my visa application

I don’t know who: what is your case number

Me: xxxxxx

I don’t know who: wait a sec. yeah your visa application been rejected

Me: what!! Why!!!

I don’t know who: I don’t know its temporary permit residence here is temporary visa`s section

Me: ok what is the phone number of the temporary permit residence?

I don’t know who: they don’t have phone and there is nothing to do about it

Me: ok thank you bye

All this gone that’s what I said, money and dreams and time all gone with the wind …. But know I will send and complain to the foreign office yeah I will do

I wrote a nice e-mail and the Conclusion is they said sorry for what I faced and blah blah and they will help me and whoop the suddenly ignored me every day for a month I sent them an emails and no answer (later I know that the employ who was have my case was on vacation ) during this month I said ok I will apply for visa for 90 days which is easier and all apply for it and asked the office to make my internship 3 months and they said ok and I toke a new appointment and one day before it I got an email from the foreign office said that the embassy wait from me a paper to fix my permit residence !!! What the HELL?

After hours of being angry and asking and wondering next day I gone and told them what happened and showed them the email and they told me in cold blood: this paper means nothing once your visa application denied there is nothing to do to activate it again … oh yeah then what was this email was this employee stoned. They answer: no no it’s just a paper so if you applied for new visa you maybe not pay any fee, cool!!

I applied for new visa and the same happened 6 hours of checking and rechecking and suffering from bad manners employees and at the end they asked me for the fee!!! I paid after the employee already told me that the other employee told me that I (MAYBE) not charged for new visa. then I asked when I get my visa she said 21 days later ( all who was apply for 90 days visa this day was been told they have to wait 14 days :) ) okay whatever thanks bye. What I noticed that both times there was load of people came to apply for visa and they were all have German girls with them and they were happy laughing and all is okay

After 14 days I got my passport with 2 German letters and no visa and after hard work I knowed that 1^st letter tells me (the one from the embassy) that my visa been rejected and I can’t complain about it and they don’t have to tell me why it’s rejected and the 2^nd one looks like it’s from the foreign office which says they think I will never return and I don’t have employment in Germany and I don’t have enough money and I don’t have family in Germany …..

After I read this I was like hot and cold and never know what is going on, the reason I going there is employment and I already showed money more than they asked for!! Where is the problem?

The one who translate this later for me answered me on this after he blame me that am so nervous he said YOU FOOL they will never give you visa to work because there is a lot of employment people here in Germany

Well 1^st it’s not paid job its unpaid means I will pay for myself from money comes from outside Germany so they will earn my money and in same time there is no harm that they lose an UNPAID job!!!

That`s what I told him before I leave and wrote this that is the real reason is am a black sheep and I wasn’t know it but everyone was saying it when the employees in the embassy was always says its hard its going take time it was the a sign when that guy laugh at me while he was holding this fat German girl it was sign when the foreign office hold my case 30 days because the employee who was have my case have a vacation and then they don’t even says sorry , fix the old visa application or help me with a new one it was a sign

Note: am single and looking ~ winks winks age not matter only wealth and citizenship that matters :) oh and love indeed it’s all about love

3- Other place`s (the rest of the world)

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Conclusion

Be a black sheep but getting paid for it or marry a girl /old women whatever you can hunt or dig a hole and put yourself in the ground

God bless our ace / hero / father / leader / whatever he want to name himself president

MUHAMMAD HOSNY MUBARAK