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The black sheep education:
The Federal Republic of [German embassy in Cairo]!!
When I wrote the 1st piece [visa`s 101 for the black sheep`s citizen`s] I wasn’t think of showing it to anyone or even I would wrote a one, why? I have a Democracy issue`s rarrr … where is my xanax. Anyways I was chocked in democratic way!!! I was though that the policy of don’t ask don’t tell is copy rights by us (us = us not united states, we love you America don’t cut the USAID ~winks winks) but it seems a bigger problem, a Global problem. But who care about global errmm well I do…abet … not exactly but my the point is I will go through a specific experience with the black sheep moody applying for visa to the federal republic of Germany
The knowing of the truth (from a sheep to a black sheep)
Moody the sheep 2007
First I have to say that I was going to speak about moody since birth but it’s BORING so I will split it in to 2 stories this one and another one coming soon exclusive and blah blah …
Moody little sheep before he graduate with a few month`s he felt lost and in his opinion it was too early to feel this but he did!! And what made him feels that lost is he suddenly woke up look at the calendar and yells...HOLLY SHIT I am going to graduate soon!! I guess you all know what that means … what!! Come on its too easy. He wasn’t know what he going to do with his life after graduation [people IQ PLEASE!]
Moody the black sheep 2009
Yeah I skipped the boring part he depressed he graduated ,work left the work and why he did blah blah blah and then he start looking for a job overseas ,economical crisis hit`s and finally he found a job for him an unpaid internship for 6 month in Germany
Small statistics
The time of searching for internship overseas: two years
Countries: 17 (USA, UK, Canada, Germany, Austria, Swiss, France, Italy, Denmark, Sweden, Netherlands, Singapore, China, Japan, UAE, Australia and New Zealand)
Number of applications: 290
Number of accepted applications: one!
THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF [GERMAN EMBASSY IN CAIRO]!!
After I got accepted to this internship I visited the website of the German embassy in Cairo. So easy look everything in its place nothing unknowing … (a sound from the future: wait it’s a trap YOU FOOL!!)…
I will not going to repeat the same story I wrote in the [visa`s 101 for the black sheep`s citizen`s] if you want to know what happened if this 1st time to read the black sheep education please read it ~smirks
So what I will write in here good question I will write on the tricks you will see with the federal republic of German embassy in Cairo
The employees of the embassy
After you take your interview date and make sure all documents okay and you drive to the embassy then you drive away from the embassy after you found that there is no place you can park in this foreigner country so you park your car in Seattle and walk back to find a big wall of security with special forces guards and embassy guards and anti everything in the world glass windows to protect the precious employees from a punch in the face to a nuclear attack
After I walk through all this finally I found the window I want:
Me: hi I want to apply for a visa
The guard: did you take an appointment
Me: Yeah
Then he in mechanical way take the papers from a box put a number on it and give them to me to fill them and to wait in the row . I waited and then the time came and I am in the front of the 1st window in this day. A gray metal ’’box’’ came out from beneath of the window just like the sci-fi movies when a space ship open its door and the movie continuo with a voice came from a speakers ( put all the papers here ) oh my god oh my god oh my god am going to another planet YEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. I put all the papers and she (I guess it, was a she~winks) pulled the box with almost my fingers with it but in kung-fu move I moved my fingers just in time and I was wonder why she wants my finger? Maybe for the biometric scan, who knows!!
The ET errrmm I mean the employee: why you want go to Germany
Me shaking: I have an internship there and you have the invitation from a German architecture officer with the other papers
The employee: aha and how did you know them
Me: from the internet
The employee: internet? Like they have an office in Cairo and you meet them there
Me: no they don’t have an office here I know them from something named (the internet)
The employee in nervous way: if they don’t have an office in Cairo then how you know them!!!!!
Me: …… from the internet
She left me with the papers in her hand and go inside for like 20 min`s then came back without any word to say she put a stamp on it and gave me all papers back and told me to go inside. And so I go inside to find another windows after 2 hours of waiting another ``she`` dose the same as the other she and after she came back from another inside she put a stamp toke my money and told me to go … ``that’s it`` I said she said yeah we will call you later. But they didn’t they just canceled my application a day after I applied for it without telling me.
The embassy, take two … After I go through all of the above and become in front of the 1st window
Me: hi I applied for a visa before and its rejected and the foreign office (the one that I was think that it’s in charge of the embassy but it’s just an un-useful thing) say`s that I can resume it once I just give you this paper
The employee: who told you this!!!
Me: I told you the foreign office and here is an email from them... Then with high confidence I gave him a print out of the email
The employee looks at the email and says: where did you get this from
Me… FROM THE FOREIGN OFFICE!!!!!!!!!!
He threw it away then says: its means nothing since your visa application canceled there is nothing to do about it
Me: but the foreign office said …
He cut my speech and said: look you complained and they answered your complain
Me: so fix it
He: there is nothing can be done
Me: then what is that email means
He: means that maybe we would take from you a fee for new visa application
And so I applied for a new visa and they take a fee from me after the same words said again from the employee on the 2nd window after he put me on security check with no reason or maybe she have a reason ~~how dare me I complain on what they say or do !! and so do my passport returns for me after the 14 days of waiting with 2 German letters said in the 1st from the embassy of Germany in Cairo that we reject your visa and there is nothing you can do about it , you can’t complain, you can’t sue and we not going to tell you the reasons why we reject your application and another paper that it’s looks like an common reasons they refuse visas for it or a recommendations they sent to the foreign office says that they not think I will be back to Germany and they believe I don’t have a financial support and I don’t have a job and I don’t have family in Germany ….. LMAO don’t ask don’t tell
Later on the CNN Arabic I read that the Egyptian ministry of foreign affairs says that they got about thousands of complains about some European embassy in Cairo was so un-polite and in sometimes rude with the applicants and ask for huge financial proof and the ministry are worry and upset about it … that’s it they had their heart broken poor them :(
Conclusion
-When you knows that you a black sheep you have to know that you have no right`s so shut up don’t urge and kiss some ass even if it was the tea boy in Moldova`s embassy
-if the European governments thinks that by this way they resist the flux or immigration as they say`s then you all wrong!! Because all you do is stop people like me who comes to do something useful and can’t stop a loser who knows another loser but citizen of you beloved country who will come there and ask for unemployment Allowance so enjoy your work!!!
-if I heard any of my American friends nag about their government foreign policy again I will punch you in the face because at least this policy keep your dignity and gave you an international freedom of go anywhere and protected you anywhere plus who cares about the world anyway =]
To be continued moody and the American embassy ….
1 comment:
and people complain about living here. i am so sorry to here that this happened to you. must be madding.
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